How we are getting along...

I had a couple friends over today, one of whom I haven't seen in years (who drew the Botox Bee!), but when they went away I got really nauseous and had trouble getting out of bed. Later on, I decided to relax and take it easy, so I bought some Best Yogurt in the World and settled down to listen to a podcast on my MP3 player... and the MP3 player wouldn't turn on! It just broke, somehow!

Just when I thought it was safe to take a break...

So, I wolfed down the rest of the Best Yogurt in the World in order to get to Fred Meyer before it closed and bought an even better MP3 player (though they did not have more Best Yogurt in the World), and when I finally hooked it up to Lucas' Mac, the Mac wouldn't connect to the internet, so I spent an hour working on that, calling the cable company etc, and finally got it to recognize our wireless network and log in.

Though I can't figure out how to access the player from the Mac, I can still download stuff onto it, and can delete each item on the player itself so I don't need to even see it on a computer. My only complaint so far with this player, the itty-bitty Sansa Clip, is that it automatically shuffles and there's no way to listen to my podcasts in chronological order, which is the order in which I downloaded them, so I'm having to search for each episode at a time in order to listen to them in order.

*Sigh* And I thought yesterday was eventful!

But hey, at least I had forty bucks lying around so I could spend it on an MP3 player! I'm so used to needing every cent in order to pay bills, tires, etc., but we finally have money despite the fact that I've been robbed of several thousand dollars. (Credit cards = eviller than I ever imagined!)

Maybe someday soon I'll be able to buy a laptop so I can have my own computer! Whoo! I know B-Gangsta (Brad) will be able to buy his own computer because not only does he have a TV show coming up soon, but he's the general manager at a Mexican restaurant (he also speaks perfect Mexican Spanish) and also he has his own car now and is working on getting his lisence!

Anyway, gotta go, just popping on here to tell you that nothing but regular old hecticity going on. Hopefully I'll have more gigs to tell you all about next time!

Time for bed! Later!

Lucas is actually Host of Max Deluge, Not Max Luger!

Just thought I'd throw that in there, since I've been ruminating about it since shortly after my last post which said the show was called Max Luger. Like what? Is that the phlegmatic version?

Also, Lucas is going to audition for the role of 'Bob' the Money Tree Caterpillar - I'm NOT F-ING KIDDING YOU!
` I guess they need a replacement after what my giant parasitic wasp did in 2005....

Lucas is host of Max Luger!*

*Which is actually my mistaken representation of the title 'Max Deluge'.

It's like a talk show, interviewing local musicians! Of course, I would have told you when it happened a couple days ago; I was just too busy doing a bunch of stuff and kept forgetting.

Also, I finally have one year of photos up on Flickr (September 2008 to September 2009), and Dr Nociceptor has the links and an amusing announcement for all to see!



Har, har, that's Johnny with his tongue to a spider. That and the alligators, dolphins and my mom's DoubleFang cat make the September 2009 set more exotic compared to most of my other sets.

Well, time for bed.

The Gangsta's cooking show is official!

The English version is called 'The Angry Chef' and the Spanish version is called 'The Urban Chef'! It'll be on some local station, however, and I don't even know what its name has been changed to. Not only does it star Chef Brad, but Lucas will be producing it!

New tires, here I come!

Also, today is my first day of school. Woot!

Oh, and I have a whole butt-load of new photos on Flickr, including my artwork and all my photos back to November 2008! October is next.

YOU WILL CHECK OUT MY PHOTOS! THEY ARE EASY TO ACCESS!

And, at some point, I'll be using them on my photo gallery website, perhaps partway through Fall Quarter. Well! Time to pack a lunch and go to the gym! Wish me luck!

Lucas on Crypticon Video!

That's right. I was waiting for my photos to stop being stuck while uploading to Flickr, so I started poking around my Flickr account and found that Travis of CrapMonkey has made a video of the Crypticon in June, and Lucas (a.k.a. Pinhead Simon, star of Crypticon Idol) is in it!

As a disclaimer, I have not heard the audio of this video, as the computer that has sound is blasting B-Gangsta's music at the moment, but I wanted to post this before I forgot about it and never posted it, as I've done with about 80% of my posts.



Anyway, I will probably forget about this unless someone reminds me, so if you like, tell me how it sounds, at least. Back to un-sticking my photos....

UPDATE October 10, 2009... I figured that since viewing this video is never going to NOT be a hassle, I spent a half hour fiddling with my internet connection until it started working again and watched the damn video. That was cute. I liked the fact that there was Ash from Evil Dead and some other funny stuff. "They're drinking Budweiser and Bud Lite... the horror!"
` Oh, and as for Lucas, he said of that cute little queer-lookin' guy, "No [he's not with me], but he does call me 'Lord' if that tells you anything."

He's a funny man. And he's doing something really cool right now, but I can't tell you what it is until later. Sorry....

But hey, at least I can tell you that I got those new tires today, for an amazing deal - $85 tires at Discount Tires, but for only $65 because we wanted the $65 ones to begin with! Whoo!

Adventures in Georgia...

Oh my gosh, this internet browser sucks. Everything is white with a black outline, including my blogger buttons, so I'm not sure which is which. Many pictures are also this way. I had no idea that this is how my mom sees the stuff I do online!

Anyway, Lucas, Mom, her boyfriend Tom and I have been out seeing dolphins on Jeckyll Island (where her boat is also located) and the driftwood beach, etc. Not to mention, being eaten by her baby kitten-cat, Hairy Willy. Yes, that's really his name. And he loves to play!

Yesterday we went to the Okefenokee Swamp, which isn't far from here! All I can say, for now, is... GATORS EVERYWHERE!

Lucky I learned to shoot off Tom's rifle. I'm a good shot!

Now we're doing something a little more down to earth - something I haven't done in for ever. I remember the last time I bought a pair of shoes. I was still living in the first ghetto apartment with Lucas. I posted a picture of them with Vada, a mere kitten, approving of them. (Of course, I can't find it with this crappy browser.)

Now those shoes are falling apart, and we are setting out to get another pair. And to help get me in the mood... a most hilarious video! Yes, it's Kelly!



Getting some shoes now! Let's get some shoes... let's get some shoes... let's get some shoes!

Beatch!

These shoes rule! These shoes suck! These shoes suck! THESE shoes suck!

So much has happened, but where the hell have I been?

I've been working on important Lou Ryan Productions stuff, for one thing. By the way, B-Gangsta might have actually gotten his own cooking show. No, I'm not kidding. Also, I'm finally engaged to Lucas. That was a whole story in itself!

I've also been hard at work on The Corrigendopedia. I have my first three pages up so far, each with their own corresponding blog entries about the purpose of the site, the Morristown UFO Hoax, as well as Ever-Fallacious Internet Trivia!

Furthermore, I have more photos on Flickr, as well as another art post!

I'll try to swing by here in a few days to tell you how it's going in Georgia!